Folie A Deux


  • Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

    I’m coming apart at the seams
    Pitching myself for leads in other people’s dreams now
    Buzz, buzz, buzz
    Doc, there’s a hole where something was
    Doc, there’s a hole where something was

    Fell out of bed,
    Butterfly bandage, but don’t worry
    You’ll never remember, your head is far too blurry.

    Put him in the back of a squad car restrain that man
    He needs his head put through a catscan
    Hey editor, I’m undeniable!
    Hey doctor, I’m certifiable!

    I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
    What a match, I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

    So boycott love
    Detox just to retox
    And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
    And perfect boys with their perfect lives
    Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
    (Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

    Little girl, you got me staring odd
    Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
    Painted dolls in the highway truckstop stalls
    Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods
    All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk
    when you leave the room

    I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
    What a match, I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet

    Boycott love
    Detox just to retox
    And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
    And perfect boys with their perfect lives
    Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
    (Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

    Detox
    Just to retox
    Detox
    Just to retox
    Detox
    Just to retox
    Detox
    Just to retox

    Detox (So boycott love)
    Just to retox
    Detox (Boycott love)
    Just to retox
    Detox (Boycott love)
    Just to retox
    Detox (Boycott love)
    Just to retox

    So boycott love (Boycott love)
    Detox just to retox
    And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
    And perfect boys with their perfect lives
    Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
    (Wants to hear you sing)
    Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
    (Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

4:17
  • I Don't Care

    Say my name and his in the same breath
    I dare you to say they taste the same
    Let the leaves fall off in the summer
    And let December glow in flames

    Erase myself and let go
    Start it over again in Mexico
    These friends, they don’t love you
    They just love the hotel suites, now

    I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me
    The best of us can find happiness in misery
    Said,
    I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me
    The best of us can find happiness in misery

    Oh take a chance, let your body get a tolerance
    I’m not a chance, put a heat wave in your pants
    Pull a breath like another cigarette
    Pawnshop heart trading up (trading up)

    On the oracle in my chest,
    Let the guitar scream like a fascist
    Sweat it out, shut your mouth
    free love on the streets but
    in the alley it ain’t that cheap, now

    I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me
    The best of us can find happiness in misery
    Said,
    I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me
    The best of us can find happiness in misery

    Said,
    I don’t care just what you think
    as long as it’s about me, you said
    I don’t care just what you think
    as long as it’s about me, I said
    I don’t care (I don’t care)
    Said, I don’t care (I don’t care)
    Said, I (I) don’t (don’t) care (care)
    I (I) don’t (don’t) care (no I don’t)
    I don’t care, (I said)
    I don’t care, (I said)
    I (I) don’t (don’t) care (care)

    I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me
    The best of us can find happiness in misery
    Said,
    I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me
    The best of us can find happiness in misery

3:34
  • She's My Winona

    Life’s just a pace-car on death
    Only less diligent
    And when the two collide
    It’s no coincidence
    The lights are on and everybody’s home

    The only thing suicidal here is the doors
    We had a good run
    Even I have to admit
    Life’s just a pace-car on death
    Only less diligent

    Hell or glory
    I don’t want anything in between
    Then came a baby boy with long eyelashes
    And daddy said “you gotta show the world the thunder”
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder

    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Wa aoh oh ooh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Wa aoh oh ooh

    We didn’t come to compete
    This is a demonstration
    Even the young ones become irrelevant
    They always bring up how you’ve changed
    Never the same person when I go to sleep
    As when I wake up
    As when I wake up
    Bop bop ba dop
    Ba dop op ba dop
    Ba dop op ba dop
    Ba dop op ba dop

    Hell or glory
    I don’t want anything in between
    Then came a baby boy with long eyelashes
    And daddy said “you gotta show the world the thunder”
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh

    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Wa aoh oh ooh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh
    Wa aoh oh ooh

    Hell or glory
    I don’t want anything in between
    Then came a baby boy with long eyelashes
    And daddy said “you gotta show the world the thunder”
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder

    Woah oh oh
    He said “bring the thunder!”
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh
    The thunder
    Woah oh oh oh oh

3:51
  • America's Suitehearts

    You could have knocked me out with a feather.
    I know you’ve heard this all before, but we’re just Hell’s neighbors.
    Why, why, why won’t the world revolve around me?
    In my dreams trees grow all over the streets.

    But I don’t know much about classic cars (cars),
    But I’ve got a lot of friends stuck on classic coke (coke).
    Down, set, one, hut, hut, hike,
    Media Blitz

    Let’s hear it for America’s sweethearts
    But I must confess,
    I’m in love with my own sins.
    Let’s hear it for America’s sweethearts
    But I must confess,
    I’m in love with my own sins.

    You can bow and pretend that
    You don’t, don’t know you’re a legend.
    Time, time, time hasn’t told anyone else yet.
    (..Sorry I just..) Let my love loose again.

    I don’t know much about classic cars (cars),
    But I’ve got a lot of friends stuck on classic coke (coke).
    Down, set, one, hut, hut, hike,
    Media Blitz

    Let’s hear it for America’s sweethearts
    But I must confess,
    I’m in love with my own sins.
    Let’s hear it for America’s sweethearts
    But I must confess,
    I’m in love with my own sins.

    You could have knocked me out with a feather
    I know you’ve heard this all before

    Let’s hear it for America’s sweethearts
    But I must confess,
    I’m in love with my own sins.
    Let’s hear it for America’s sweethearts
    I must confess,
    I’m in love with my own sins.

    Sweethearts
    Let’s hear it for, let’s hear it
    Sweethearts
    Let’s hear it for, let’s
    Sweethearts

3:34
  • Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

    Mr. Sandman showing his beam
    When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
    Surfed out brain waves flick back and forth
    Like old headlights sniffing model glue again
    Head like a steel trap
    Wish I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t
    I don’t just want to be a footnote in someone else’s happiness

    Does your husband know the way that
    the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
    Does he know the way
    Does he know the way
    Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

    But I will never end up like him
    Behind my back I already am
    Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

    The last time you came through
    Oh darling I know what you’re going through
    The last time you came through
    Oh darling
    Oh darling
    Oh darling…

    Aw
    Tempest in a teacup
    Get unique
    Peroxide princes shine like shark teeth
    It’s a sign (it’s a sign)
    It’s a sign (it’s a sign)
    It’s a sign-what if you peaked early?

    Does your husband know the way that
    the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
    Does he know the way
    Does he know the way
    Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

    Does he
    Does he know the way I worship
    Our love?
    Does your husband know the way that
    the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

    But I will never end up like him
    Behind my back I already am
    Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

    The last time you came through
    Oh darling I know what you’re going through
    The last time you came through
    Oh darling
    Oh darling
    Oh darling…

    Does your husband know?
    Does your husband know?
    Does your husband know?
    Does he know,
    does he know,
    does he know? Oh oh…

    But I will never end up like him
    Behind my back I already am
    Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

    The last time you came through
    Oh darling I know what you’re going through
    The last time you came through
    Oh darling I know what you’re going through

3:54
  • The (Shipped) Gold Standard

    Sometimes I wanna quit this all and become an accountant now
    But I’m no good at math and besides the dollar is down
    Plant palm trees on Lake Michigan before it gets cold
    I gotta feel the wind chill again before I get old

    I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs
    But I’m afraid that someone else will hear me

    You can only blame your problems on the world for so long
    Before it all becomes the same old song
    As soon as we hit the hospital I know we’re gonna leave this town
    And get new passports and get get get get get out now

    All the Yes men said ‘no comment’
    My mouth got going the wrong way and all the calls started snowing
    The time my dad caught me a horse shoe crab
    And I asked him if throwing it back into the sea would bring our luck back

    I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs
    But I’m afraid that someone else will hear me

    You can only blame your problems on the world for so long
    Before it all becomes the same old song
    As soon as we hit the hospital I know we’re gonna leave this town
    And get new passports, get out now

    Tell that boy I’ll leave you alone now
    Like a stove, I’ll turn my love down
    Supra and the prophet are both in the business of souls

    I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs
    But I’m afraid that someone else will hear me
    I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs
    But I’m afraid that someone else will hear me

    You can only blame your problems on the world for so long
    Before it all becomes the same old song
    As soon as we hit the hospital I know we’re gonna leave this town
    (know we’re gonna leave this town)
    And get new passports and get get get get get out,
    Get get get get get out now!

3:18
  • (Coffee's For Closers)

    I can’t explain a thing
    I want everything
    To change and stay the same oh time
    Doesn’t care about anyone or anything
    Come together
    Come apart
    Only get lonely when you read the charts

    And oh baby, when they made me, they broke the mold
    Girls used to follow me around then I got cold
    Throw your cameras in the air
    And wave them like you just don’t care

    I will never believe in anything again
    I will never believe in anything again
    Though change will come
    Oh change will come
    I will never believe in anything again

    We will never believe again
    Kick drum beating in my chest again
    We will never believe again
    Preach electric to a microphone stand

    I’m a mascot for what you’ve become
    I love the mayhem more than the love

    And oh baby, when they made me, they broke the mold
    Girls used to follow me around then I got cold
    Throw your cameras in the air
    And wave them like you just don’t care

    I will never believe in anything again
    I will never believe in anything again
    Though change will come
    Oh change will come
    I will never believe in anything again

    We will never believe again
    Kick drum beating in my chest again
    We will never believe again
    Preach electric to a microphone stand

    Throw your cameras in the air
    And wave them cause I just don’t care
    Throw your cameras in the air
    And wave them cause I just don’t care

    I will never believe in anything again
    I will never believe in anything again
    Oh oh though change will come
    Oh change will come
    I will never believe in anything again
    I will never believe in anything again
    Oh change will come
    Oh change will come
    I will never believe in anything again

    We will never believe again
    Kick drum beating in my chest again
    We will never believe again
    Preach electric to a microphone stand

    We will never believe again (I will never believe in anything again)
    Kick drum beating in my chest again
    We will never believe again (I will never believe in anything again)
    Preach electric to a microphone stand

    We will never believe again (I will never believe in anything again)

4:35
  • What A Catch, Donnie

    I got troubled thoughts
    And the self-esteem to match
    What a catch, what a catch

    You’ll never catch us
    So just let me be
    Said I’ll be fine
    Till the hospital or American Embassy
    Miss Flack said I still want you back
    Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back

    I got troubled thoughts
    And the self-esteem to match
    What a catch, what a catch
    And all I can think of
    Is the way I’m the one
    Who charmed the one
    Who gave up on you
    Who gave up on you

    They say the captain
    Goes down with the ship
    So, when the world ends
    Will God go down with it?
    Miss Flack said I still want you back
    Yeah, Miss Flack said I still want you back

    I got troubled thoughts
    And the self-esteem to match
    What a catch, what a catch
    And all I can think of
    Is the way I’m the one
    Who charmed the one
    Who gave up on you
    Who gave up on you

    What a catch
    What a catch
    What a catch
    What a catch

    [Elvis Costello:]
    I will never end up like him
    Behind my back, I already am
    Keep a calendar
    This way you will always know

    I got troubled thoughts
    And the self-esteem to match
    What a catch, what a catch
    And all I can think of
    Is the way I’m the one
    Who charmed the one
    Who gave up on you
    Who gave up on you

    [Gabe Saporta:]
    Where is your boy tonight?
    I hope he is a gentleman
    Maybe he won’t find out what I know
    You were the last good thing
    [Travis McCoy:]
    We’re going down, down in an earlier round
    And sugar, we’re goin’ down swinging
    [Brendon Urie:]
    Dance, dance, we’re falling apart to halftime
    Dance, dance, and these are the lives you’d love to lead
    Dance, this is the way they’d love
    If they knew how misery loved me
    [Doug Does:]
    This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race
    This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race
    [Alex DeLeon:]
    One night and one more time
    Thanks for the memories
    Even though they weren’t so great
    He tastes like you, only sweeter
    [William Beckett:]
    Growing up, growing up

    I got troubled thoughts
    And the self-esteem to match
    What a catch, what a catch

4:50
  • 27

    If home is where the heart is
    then we’re all just fucked
    I can’t remember
    I can’t remember
    And I want it so bad
    I’d shoot the sunshine into my veins
    I can’t remember
    The good old days

    And it’s kind of funny
    The way we’re wearing anchors on our shirts
    When being anchored or bored
    just feels like a curse

    My mind is a safe
    And if I keep it in we all get rich
    My body is an orphanage
    We take everyone in
    Doing lines of dust and sweat
    off last night’s stage
    Just to feel like you

    Milligrams in my head
    Burning tobacco in my wind
    chasing the direction
    Chasing the direction you went
    You’re a bottled star
    The planets align
    You’re just like Mars
    You shine in the sky
    You shine in the sky

    Are all the good times getting gone?
    They come and go and go and come and go (come and go and come and go)
    Oh yeah I’ve got a lot of friends who are stars
    But some are just black holes

    My mind is a safe
    And if I keep it in we all get rich
    My body is an orphanage
    We take everyone in
    Doing lines of dust and sweat
    off last night’s stage
    Just to feel like you

    And it’s kind of funny
    The way we’re wearing anchors on our shirts
    When being anchored or bored
    just feels like a curse

    My mind is a safe
    And if I keep it in we all get rich
    My body is an orphanage
    We take everyone in
    Doing lines of dust and sweat
    off last night’s stage
    Just to feel like you

    If home is where the heart is
    then we’re all just fucked

3:12
  • Tiffany Blews

    I’m not a crybaby
    I’m the crybaby
    A caterpillar that got stuck
    Mr. Moth come quick with any luck
    A long walk to a dark ha-ha-house
    A roman candle heart keep us far apart
    I’m cocktail party doing all right
    Hate me baby, maybe I’m a piece of art

    Oh my friends all lie and say
    They only want the best wishes from me
    Oh 3-2-1, we go live

    Oh baby you’re a classic
    Like a little black dress
    You’re a faded moon
    Stuck on a little hot mess (little hot mess)
    And oh baby you’re a classic
    Like a little black dress
    But you’ll be faded soon
    Stuck on a little hot mess (little hot mess)

    I can make your heart slow
    I can feel the weather in my bones
    Wish hard enough I could turn it to what I like
    Your pupils (big) big (roll) they’re rolling like dice

    They say They only want the best wishes from me (They only want the best from me)
    Oh 3-2-1, we go live

    Oh baby you’re a classic
    Like a little black dress
    You’re a faded moon
    Stuck on a little hot mess (little hot mess)
    And oh baby you’re a classic
    Like a little black dress
    But you’ll be faded soon
    Stuck on a little hot mess (little hot mess)

    Not the boy I was the boy I am is just venting venting
    Dear gravity, you held me down in this starless city
    Not the boy I was the boy I am is just venting venting
    Dear gravity, you held me down in this starless city

    They say
    They only want the best wishes from me (They only want the best from me)
    Oh 3-2-1, we go live

    Oh baby you’re a classic
    Like a little black dress
    You’re a faded moon
    Stuck on a little hot mess (little hot mess)
    And oh baby you’re a classic
    Like a little black dress
    But you’ll be faded soon
    Stuck on a little hot mess (little hot mess)

3:44
  • w.a.m.s.

    I’m a young one
    Stuck in the thoughts
    Of an old one’s head
    When all the others were just stirring awake
    I’m trying to trick myself to fall asleep again, woah

    My head’s in heaven, my soles are in hell
    Let’s meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well

    Hurry, hurry
    You put my head in such a flurry, flurry
    Oh freckle, freckle
    What makes you so special?
    What makes you so special?
    I’m gonna leave you
    I’m gonna teach you
    How we’re all alone
    How we’re all alone

    Guild me, build me
    It’s your club, so let me in (let me in)
    Knowing how heartwarming
    It is inside your skin

    My head’s in heaven, my soles are in hell
    Let’s meet in the purgatory of my hips and get well

    Hurry, hurry
    You put my head in such a flurry, flurry
    Oh freckle, freckle
    What makes you so special?
    What makes you so special?
    I’m gonna leave you
    I’m gonna teach you
    How we’re all alone
    How we’re all alone

    How we’re all alone

    Hurry, hurry
    You put my head in such a flurry, flurry
    Oh freckle, freckle
    What makes you so special?
    What makes you so special?
    I’m gonna leave you
    I’m gonna teach you
    How we’re all alone
    How we’re all alone

    [Interlude:]
    Mama
    If we don’t take the medication
    We won’t sleep for days
    We won’t sleep for days
    Mama
    If we pray to the lord
    Does he sing on a stage?
    Does he sing on a stage?
    We waste it all in the back of a long dark car
    And I’m a sunshine machine
    I want to get stuck
    I want to get stuck
    And be golden in your memory

4:38
  • 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

    Have you ever wanted to disappear?
    And join a monastery
    Go out and preach on Manic Street?
    Who will I be when I wake up next to a stranger
    On a passenger plane? (Passenger plane)

    Permanent jet lag
    Please take me back (Please take me back)
    Please take me back
    I’m a stray dog sick
    Please let me in (Please let me in)
    The mad key’s tripping
    singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

    Give me a pen
    Call me
    Mr. Benzedrine
    But don’t let the doctor in
    I wanna blow off steam and
    Call me
    Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
    But don’t let the doctor
    Don’t let the doctor in

    It feels like fourteen carats but no clarity
    When I look at the man who would be king
    The man who would be king
    Goes to the desert the same war his dad rehearsed
    Came back with flags on coffins and said
    “We won, oh we won”

    Permanent jet lag
    Please take me back (Please take me back)
    Please take me back
    I’m a stray dog sick
    Please let me in (Please let me in)
    The mad key’s tripping
    singing vows before we exchange smoke rings

    Give me a pen
    Call me
    Mr. Benzedrine
    But don’t let the doctor in
    I wanna blow off steam and
    Call me
    Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
    But don’t let the doctor
    Don’t let the doctor in

    Ba ba ba ba benzedrine
    Bla bla bla benzedrine
    Ba ba ba ba ba benzedrine ah
    Ba ba ba ba benzedrine
    Bla bla bla benzedrine
    Ba ba ba ba ba benzedrine ah

    Only one book really matters
    The rest of the proof is on the television, on the…

    Call me
    Mr. Benzedrine
    But don’t let the doctor in
    I wanna blow off steam
    Call me
    Mr. Benzedrine (Mr. Benzedrine)
    But don’t let the doctor
    Don’t let the doctor in

    Have you ever wanted to disappear?

    [Spoken:]
    It’s not me, it’s you
    Actually, it’s the taxidermy of you and me
    Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me
    I’m just a racehorse on the track
    Send me back to the glue factory
    Always thought I’d float away
    And never come back
    But I’ve got enough miles on my car
    To fly the boys home on my own
    But you know me: I like being all alone
    And keeping you all alone
    And the charts are boring
    And the kids are snoring
    And the girl’s in a sling
    You say you’re not listening and I said I’m wishing…
    And I said… I said…

4:17
  • West Coast Smoker

    Wishes bounce me weightless
    The infrared scope on pointlessness
    The bulls are sedated
    And this fight’s fixed
    Don’t feel bad for the suicidal cats
    Gotta kill themselves nine times before they get it right
    The P.A. system keeps my heart heart beating tonight

    Oh hell yes
    I’m a nervous wreck
    Oh hell yes
    The drugs just make me reset
    Knock once for the father
    Twice for the son
    Three times for the holy ghost

    Come on in, the water’s warm
    Come on like a sugar cube but with a kick in the head
    Like putting wings on lead
    And your eyes are blocking my starlight
    I’m the last of my kind
    And that’s all that should matter t-t-to you

    Follow the disorganized religion of my head
    And we’ll never get through customs
    Let’s just take off again instead
    Got my degree in the gutter,
    My heart broken in the dorms of the ivy league

    Oh hell yes
    I’m a nervous wreck
    Oh hell yes
    The drugs just make me reset
    Knock once for the father
    Twice for the son
    Three times for the holy ghost

    Knock once for the father
    Twice for the son
    Three times for the holy ghost

    I’m a nervous wreck
    I’m a nervous wreck
    I’m a nervous wreck huh
    I’m a n-n-nervous wreck
    I’m a nervous wreck
    I’m a nervous wreck
    Oh hell yes
    The drugs just make me reset (The drugs just make me reset)
    Knock once for the father (for the father)
    Twice for the son
    Three times for the holy ghost
    Three times
    Three times for the holy ghost
    Three times
    Three times for the holy ghost

2:45

Music Videos

I Don't Care

America's Suitehearts

What a Catch, Donnie


Singles

I Don't Care
Released on September 3, 2008
America's Suitehearts
Released on December 8, 2008
Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet
Released on June 15, 2009
What a Catch, Donnie
Released on September 7, 2009